The Things I Learned Last Night....

Last night i lost my Dallas Bull virginity. And it was awesome! Dallas Bull is a night club in Tampa where the top floor is your typical dance floor with the usual club music (which is where i spent most of night). Then, the lower level i discovered this new thing called LINE DANCING! it was pretty cool...i of course made an idiot of myself with my friend Bri-who also lacked cowgirl boots unlike the rest of our party- (and everyone out on the line dancing floor...) by attempting to learn to line dance right then and there in the heat of the moment! Needless to say we are cowgirl boot shopping asap, and living on youtube for the next week thus enabling us to line dance properly next time with the pros!

I decided i needed to make a complete list of everything i learned last night, so if any of you NH people come this way, you can learn without having to make the mistakes yourself like i did! Here it goes:

1. Do NOT wear a tube top to the club. it WILL fall down on multiple occasions and you WILL hear the words "TAKE IT OFF!" and "DUMP 'EM OUT"
2. Do not dance next to someone who is holding a lit cigarette...you WILL get a burn bubble right dead smack in the middle of your chest, and it will NOT feel good.
3.Do not bring your phone in your pocket, because it will put a whole new extreme on pocket dialing
4. When your friends tell you to GET OFF THE DANCE FLOOR by motioning you the "time out" signal...that means you are dancing with an "uncute" and you need to leave stat!
5. Line dancing is the new coolest thing!
6. Even the DD can have "drunk moments"
7. McDonald's service at 3am is piss poor!
8. A DSH (designated satchel holder)  is just as necessary as a DD
9. ALWAYS have someone on "Tit Patrol" and do not dance with your back facing the person on "Tit Patrol"
10. Dallas Bull is my new fave place!!

So all in all, i would have to say last night was a successful step towards taking Tampa. I had soo much fun and cant wait to go back!